It is a quiet day and I actually complete a couple of major financial analyses. Raptor takes a half day and I only talk to him as he is leaving. Per my neighbor, he was in a foul mood in the morning since his office move did not go as smoothly as he had hoped. … Continue reading A Day in the Life of a Corporate Desk Jockey: Episode 2
Welcome to the Brave New World of Phone Dating Apps There is just no escaping dating apps in the Western world in A.D. 2017 if you are single, own a smartphone, and are under the age of, let's say, 50. Sadly, the first criterion―being single―is not necessarily a requirement based on the number of married … Continue reading The Complete Guide to Dating Apps
The fresh college graduate entering the office world will be bombarded with a variety of strange expressions that he may have trouble understanding at first. Over time, however, our eager beaver's ears will begin to adjust and his speech will adopt some of this uniquely clichéd and stale lingo. It is only a matter of … Continue reading Introduction to Office Jargon
Raptor comes by at least twice―if not three times―in the morning and greets the other three members of the team while ignoring me. The petty slighting feels like a relief more than an insult. Interacting with him has become worse than the annual visit to the dentist. At least with the trip to the dentist … Continue reading A Day in the Life of a Corporate Desk Jockey: Episode 1
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